【英文说唱】Blues

Loon

Tourin' and romancin' on the internet
He forgot to eat and drink all day long
Fallin' deeply in love with internet
He won't say a word to no one all day long
He got fired 'cause his boss thought he's on drug
And his wife said to him:" So Long!"
Off-the-cuff.  lol

Rhapsodia

So short, so short a verse yet not to contort
The truth of some netizens' addiction so swart  
Quit the internet? The cruelty is chopping one's head
As the power-outage last night and I was dead
(another "off-the cuff" in response to Loon's off-the-cuff)

自娱自乐

Internet snares your heart,
Ruins your pillowing art.
Your belly gets fatter,
But brain starts to scatter.