《“圣女”文档》o(∩_∩)o双语"组诗”

靳乾

“圣女”文档
                Vieille Fille’s  File  
                                      by Tanya

牙套
复诊回来点碗面条，
一口没嚼。
在梦寐里，
羁縻于完美的微笑。
Braces
After seeing a dentist
Order a bowl of noodle
Without chew,and just swallow.
In the whole night sleeping, give the birdle
To dream of a perfect smile.

痘痘
你这坏的情人，
每当我深夜渡过月亮河
与星星幽会，
你都来搅局。
Pox
You ,bad lover!
When I am seeing star
Across moonriver
At midnight,
You always rock the boat.
面膜
发现所有的吃的营养品，
都跑到了脸上。
Mask
Every nutriment we ate
Runs to saving face.
减肥
曾几何时
敞开吃已成为一种奢侈。
On diet
Before long,being staffed
Became a craving for more.
车
四个轮子的追梦
已随岁月碾压过
那两人单车的相思。
Car
With the passing years,
The love knot fastened in one bicycle
Between two people
Was crushed by the four wheels
Of the car named Dream Pursue.
生活
它变得简单了
只有两条线
——网线，鼠标线。
Life
It becomes simpler,
Which is just only two lines
——Net cable and mouse cable.
爱情
你是层出不穷晦涩的现代文论
互文，解构，殖民，
看几遍也不知所云。
Love
You emerged as modern literary theory,
Endless and obscure.
Intertexuality,Deconstruction, Colonization.
Though read many times, still confused.
相亲
让排列组合的数学知识，
完美的应用到社会实践。
Blind date
It is the first time
To put the mathematical knowledge
——permutation&combination
To good use in social reality
心扉
任你剖开胸膛，
取走心脏，
也敲不开这紧锁的窗。
Heart
Though you cut the chest
And take the heart away at will.
Huh,Never knock open this locked window.

童天鉴日

好有节奏感的文档啊！问好楼主！一诗道破天机啊

自娱自乐

哈哈哈，有意思，也很有趣，真实生活的写照嘛，好，欣赏！
bucycle  ---〉bicycle
生活
它变得简单了
只有两条线
——网线，鼠标线。
Life
It becomes more simple,
Which is just only two lines
——Net cable and mouse cable.
再插一句，现在都时尚 wireless 啦， 哈哈哈

自娱自乐

原帖由 靳乾 于 2009-10-17 22:20:00 发表
Despite cut the chest

Despite the chest (being / is) cut open?

靳乾

也问好童天，近来可好？！哪有诗，哪有天机？瞎呻吟而已:P

靳乾

哈哈，哪里像自娱前辈走在时尚前沿，殊不知“圣女”都宅，从不出户并且落伍，有条网线就已OK啦~
您提的错误，我赶紧改过来~:Z

靳乾

Yep, you are right!Thanks so much!You are kinda a night owl like me.:P

金沙文字

幽默 好诗！

童天鉴日

嗯让我想想看，不过的确够校园派的哈