【汉译英】women's day for fun

peter7805 · 发表于 2011-3-4 08:10:41

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Two of the most difficult things in the world : one is to put your own thought into others’ head; the other is to put others’ money into your own pocket.
The one who achieves the first thing is called a teacher; the one who succeeds in the second thing is called a boss. And the one who can manage both of them is called a wife.

　　Women’s Day is coming, please pay attention: family is full of harmonies,everything goes well. To fight against the teacher is that you don’t want to learn any more. To fight against the boss is that you don’t want your job any more. To fight against your wife is that you don’t want to live any more.
世界上有两件事最难：一是把自己的思想装进别人的脑袋里；二是把别人的钱装进自己的口袋里。
前者成功了叫老师，后者成功了叫老板，两者都成功了叫老婆。
“三八”节即将来临，温馨提示：家和万事兴，跟老师斗是不想学了，跟老板斗是不想混了，跟老婆斗是不想活了！

Loon · 发表于 2011-3-4 08:55:35

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The art of putting others' money into your own pocket is not hard to master. As for some people, they've been there, done that.

无心剑 · 发表于 2011-3-4 09:48:17

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呵呵，蛮有意思。

自娱自乐 · 发表于 2011-3-6 07:56:12

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hehehe, especially those VIPs' offsprings...红顶子伤（商）人

自娱自乐 · 发表于 2011-3-6 07:59:55

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“三八”节即将来临，温馨提示：家和万事兴，跟老师斗是不想学了，跟老板斗是不想混了，跟老婆斗是不想活了！
呵呵呵，“与天斗，其乐无穷；与地斗，其乐无穷；与人斗，其乐无穷。”

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